Six Solutions for Writer's Block Symptoms

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Parched ink pens and weary fingers, we wordsmiths traipse a path few others tread. While most grapple with physical ailments, us creative folks are plagued by a mind's torment all our own.

Our decomposed bodies host an assortment of peculiar afflictions—plotzitis (formerly known as "writer's block"), fanicola (the ceaseless yearning to swoon over nonsense that obstructs the crafting of our own tales), startophobia (the inborn desire to set sail on a fresh voyage, even when we've numerous battles left unfinished), Amourdé's Disease (head-over-heels smitten with a fictional heartthrob), and AHPPTMSQPDLPS (Anti-Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia Syndrome, the unwarranted fascination with elongated and superfluous words)—to name a few.

Yes, we've truly struck the jackpot, haven't we?

Today, I'd care to address a specific ailment that has left us all crumbling at some point. If you've ever strung words together, you know the wretched sensation all too well. It stalks us, eradicating all sanity until all that remains is terror; the despicable feeling that gnaws at our guts as we ogle our work with unmitigated disgust. It rears its ugly head as our characters squirm at our twentieth futile attempt to coax them into submission. It's... writer's despair. Or as the medical community prefers to call it, impostor syndrome.

Uh-oh, we're plunging into the deep end now.

You're nodding in recognition, aren't you? It's that interminable moment a few days after you've penned a gem of a story or essay—that moment when you reopen the page, convinced that you've committed a literary atrocity. You fling it in the trash, stomp on it for good measure, and swear that you'll never write again, because your magnum opus is little more than worthless detritus.

The End.

...Well, there's more.

Epilogue

All hope is not lost, dear despairing scribe. We've all plunged into those destructive cycles of perfectionism, convinced that our work is nothing more than subpar dross. We've all questioned whether anyone could stomach sickly sweet prose spewing forth from our quill. But you still have a tale to spin, and by an unfortunate twist of fate, there will always be worse out there than this so-called trash on your desk. All you need to do is keep putting one foot in front of the other, pushing back against that despair.

But... how?

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You've inquired, and I've obliged. After a laborious exercise in procrastination, I've amassed a list of unconventional yet effective treatments for writer's despair:

1. Timeouts. No, not for yourself—your characters require a respite. Give them some time to breathe, take a breather yourself, and then revisit the narrative with fresh eyes.

2. Readers. The thought of exposing our work to others is downright terrifying. However, if you haven't already, make a point to invite friends, family, or even peers to peruse your work and offer their feedback. You may think your work is trash; but if your confidant deems it gold, that could be just the nudge you need to keep scribbling.

3. Fresh perspectives. Perhaps your narrative feels stale and uninspiring. Introduce a twist. Read other literature to generate ideas, or research subjects related to your story to see if sparks ignite. Chat with your characters' problems aloud to yourself, or with a friend, if that helps unearth potential solutions.

4. Editors. Editors exist for a reason—so why not take advantage of their keen eyes? However, you don't have to seek out a professional. In a pinch, ask a teacher, a parent, or even a friend to help you polish your work. They can help you spot kinks you missed and provide a valuable, fresh perspective.

5. Planning. If you've already dived headfirst into your story, well, it's too late. For future endeavors, however, try to plot out your narrative more strategically. Maintain a general roadmap of your story's trajectory, but leave room for flexibility so that the tale doesn't veer astray without you noticing.

6. Blinders. After exhausting all other options, sometimes you must disregard every flaw in your story. Close One Eye. Did a recalcitrant perfectionist really type that? Indeed, because sometimes you must simply bring your tale to a conclusion, regardless of its perceived shortcomings. You can revise and refine at a later time.

These are my time-tested antidotes to writer's despair! If you've uncovered other remedies, please share them. If these don't work, I've heard caffeine might do the trick.

Elisabeth Wong originally penned her chronicles for a creative writing course, and she continues to pour her thoughts into said chronicles. She also goes by 时慧 and 雪(ゆき).

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